I had to beg and beg to go to this restaurant. Greg just wouldn't give in. He just "knew" that Buzz BBQ would be crappy, just like his bad experiences at other BBQ places in town like Memphis BBQ and the now closed Buckingham BBQ. Anyway, Buzz BBQ won the Las Vegas Review-Journal Poll Best BBQ of Las Vegas in 2008 and 2009, so how bad could it be?
After eating at Buzz, you realize what a sham these awards are.
By the way, Taco Bell won for best Mexican when I first moved to Vegas.
I finally broke down Greg's resistance with the help of his mother. We pulled out all the stops. We even accused him of not wanting to try anything new; something that he relishes to do to me. I didn't even care if it turned out to be bad. At least, I would have gotten to try it and get rid of the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on something great.
Right when I opened the door, Greg's eyes seemed to say, "I told you so". The atmosphere was just hideous. The walls were painted red and there was a rustic, giant patio arbor covering most of the restaurant. It was brightly lit with cheap-looking tables and brown 70's banquet chairs.
Nothing says cheap like a banquet chair.
Let me break away here and tell you of one of my pet peeves. I hate it when there is a large, empty restaurant and the hostess sits every group right next to each other. Why do I have to have the inconvenience of being crammed elbow to elbow when there is plenty of space? Cramming is, of course, what happened. The hostess decided to put a large party of frat boys right next to us; they even had to pull tables together. There were at least 10 other tables to choose, but no, people love to crowd. In the end, it was for the best. We got to hear one of the frat boys say, "Collard greens is a green". Another responded, "so, it is an actual vegetable?" To which, Greg responded to us, "Quite the Mensa meeting going on over there."
There was quite a wait for our food. Greg and I shared a three meat combo with ribs, brisket, and andouille sausage.
1. The food was cold, despite the waitress bringing it out after I heard "order up" from the kitchen.
2. The only flavoring on the meat was smoke.
3. The andouille sausage was really just polska kielbasa (if I wanted kielbasa, I would have heated some Hillshire Farms up at home.)
4. The sides are not even worth the effort to complain about them.
I would feel remiss if I didn't mention Greg's Mother's obsession with real butter. She always feels insulted when a spread is offered with bread. After all, she was the one that felt it necessary to bring her own butter to The Tournament of Kings. Obviously, Buzz BBQ uses a spread instead of butter. Greg's mother immediately threw it down and declared how they were monsters for trying to deceive their customers. It really is just another reason out of many to never go to Buzz BBQ again.
The meal ended with a lot of "I told you so" moments. Greg never did say it though. I felt like an idiot all by myself.